THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WILL BE THE WORST OF THE YEAR

I should clarify.

Not “worst” in terms of performance. “Worst” in terms of…”I woke up and showered for this?”

Most of you were wise enough to hit the road already. But I’ll tell you, there’s nothing worse than sitting inside…watching pixels change red to green while the sun is shining, birds are chirping, and kids are home playing.

What you see happening on the screens today is what the week before and after the 4th is going to look like. In other words, if you’re missing out on some fun that could be had, wise up and get the fuck out of here. Only miserable people like myself opt to sweat it up in front of the screens rather than outside in the sun.

I find nothing interesting here. No story to tell, no analysis to spew. I sat here for three hours meditating for inspiration on what to blog about today, and this was all I came up with.

Book a gain somewhere and treat yourself to a trip. No doubt, this will be here when you get back.